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justkidding-justkiddingme
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  1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

  老師justkidding:誰能回到我下一個問題justkidding,誰就可以回家justkidding了。

  One boy throws his bag out the window.

  一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。

  Teacher: who just threw that?!

  老師:誰剛剛把書包扔出去justkidding了?

  Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

  男孩:我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了。

  2.What dog can jump higher than a building?

  什么狗比大樓跳的還高?

  Anydog, buildings can't jump!

  任何一只狗,大樓又跳不起來。

  3.What has a head, a tail, and no body?

  什么有頭、有尾,但是沒有身體?

  A coin!

  硬幣。

  4.What has one eye but cannot see?

  什么有一只眼睛,卻看不見?

  A needle.

  針。

  5.Wife: "How would you describe me?"

  妻子:justkidding你會怎么形容我呢?

  Husband: "ABCDefGHIJK."

  丈夫:ABCDefGHIJK.

  Wife: "What does that mean?"

  妻子:那是什么意思?

  Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

  丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

  Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

  妻子:哇,謝謝,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

  Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

  丈夫:開個玩笑!

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